forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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