I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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