who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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