So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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