This is not my ceiling
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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