Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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