Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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