not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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