Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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