After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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