scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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