NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
this is an emotional support booty call
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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