I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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