chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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