her vagine was all disorganized.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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