i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
this is an emotional support booty call
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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