Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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