did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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