Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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