If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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