at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I am mentally ready for anal.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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