I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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