dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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