Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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