She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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