took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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