Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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