Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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