Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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