FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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