Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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