so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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