Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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