he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Couch. On fire.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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