Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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