she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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