remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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