no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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