just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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