ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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