He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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