i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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