I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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