I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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