I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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