Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Panties = found
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
