i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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