All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We need to get me chipped asap
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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