all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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