she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
you never un-have a 4some
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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